Now THAT’S a good cup of coffee, if you don’t mind having to spend a few days recovering from it!
About the Tom thing? I am definitely happy for him to have somebody (and maybe I’m secretly glad it’s a boy but really it makes no difference to me since he still won’t be mine)! I’m a little peeved at all the “Tom is gay!!!” stuff since he ISN’T GAY but yeah I’m happy for him (and also he’s still so adorable and fuckable and whatnot)